|Remember, If some visitor kicks you on one cheek, turn to them the other buttock also. If someone takes your pants, do not withhold your underwear ...|
|*Riding through, astride my mighty armored war-llama, Dolly, in full battle regalia.*|
|Let’s see … the new drug [take your pick] has possible side effects including brain implosions, skin discoloration in shades of magenta, and limbs to fall off. It might also cause your colon to swell to the size of a GMC Suburban and your genitals to resemble fancy party balloons. You might suddenly believe you’re Ronald McDonald and have the desire to sell tile flooring to Eskimos. |
Yep. Sounds like the drug for me …
|~~peeks here on my way out~~|
|Are you kidding? South Carolina is where that little war between the South and the Bad Guys all started!|
|The Deadly Hubingers....vs. the Trenchant Cargills? Hmmm … maybe … maybe … |
Ralph Hubinger: “Yer standin’ on mah corn.”
Wouldn’t TV’s just reverberate with excitement?
South Carolina doesn't have much...IMHO
|*waves as i step away to feed myself*|
better then TV, Nebraska has The Boss....
|Good choice. Nebraska husks Kansas' corn.|
|Notoriouis home of the Loose-Wiles Biscuit Company....|
|OK, then what about Nebraska? Nobody made The Wizard of Nebraska. Or Nebraska Five-Oh. Or Nebraska Vice. Or Sleepless In Central City. Or Hannah Nebraska. |
|The Deadly Hubingers....vs. the Trenchant Cargills....|
|Mr. Fantasy - shush! |
quickly flashing my everything's-alright smile to the audience
Kansas had the entire Wizard of Oz.....
|CherylBiMom - you're upstaging me. |